Tuesday, January 25, 2005

The daily blog!

or, Are jew happy now?

i walked to mcdonald's and had a $2 McAhorro (that is McSavings, you philistines) lunch, which today consisted of the saddest two pieces of fried McKrispy chicken i have ever laid eyes on, plus fries and a coke. i was horrified to learn that panamanian mcdonalds STILL super-size. and, to add insult to injury, they SELL their McPedometers for fifty cents. (i was tempted to spell it "fi'ty", but then i remembered that i'm not black enough. but i still want a 'do rag. yesterday i saw one, clearly packaged in my country, sold under the brand name "prity buay". and i honestly hope none of you have a clue as to why that is funny-pathetic. hint: it's not the fact that the said rag came with a visor piece. close parentheses.) the end.

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