So, as i was saying, dear reader, last june, mother, while rummaging through the neighborhood dumpster (wish i was kidding), found this fake (evidently), ruined (ditto) folding (duh) umbrella.
fast forward to two days ago. enter bored birthday boye et le voilà!
look, ma, no pants!
so you thought my pink (rainbow brand, 100% polyester golf) shirt could not (in)humanely look any gayer? well, you just wait till you see my beard. growl!
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