Robyn of the Week, with Darién Montañez

proving that the unauthorised publishing of copypasted msn conversations is more fun than the illegal distribution of screenprinted zigg confrontations. or is it? (email editor for the goods)


[09:33:22]
mia says: hello Darien.
[09:33:38]
Darién. says: hello mia. long time no see etc
[09:33:57]
mia says: *smiles* yes let us skip that. wie gehts?
[09:34:06]
Darién. says: i was just being sarcastic. und ich nein sprechen sie deutsches
[09:34:28]
mia says: i adore German. the land of angst
[09:34:42]
mia says: Schadenfreude: a joy-in-destruction, sort of emotion which perfectly captures the surge of satisfaction you feel on hearing of another's downfall. Weldschmerz: literally world pain a profound saddness.   Zeitgeistnohing less than the spirit of the age, and the cue for no end of sighing and looking world weary. 
[09:34:55]
mia says: anyway, how are you?
[09:35:47]
Darién. says: just back from spain, wallowing in jetlag. hurrah for coffee
[09:36:20]
mia says: ah did you enjoy yourself? and if so, in what ways? (answer in no more than 500 words) you will be penalised for spelling mistakes
[09:36:36]
Darién. says: i'll do it in less than 5
[09:36:36]
mia says: *giggles* shoot
[09:36:49]
Darién. says: yes. this and that.
[09:37:32]
mia says: ah. sounds exciting.
[09:37:47]
mia says: well i've decided to ruin my life again like a silly teenage girl.
[09:38:28]
Darién. says: o you don't say
[09:38:39]
mia says: oh but i do. i'll only continue of course if you have any interest.
[09:38:43]
Darién. turns on recorder
[09:38:50]
mia says: oh evidently you do. haha
[09:38:57]
Darién. says: oh i'm very interested. you have no idea. you know i love gossip about people i don't really know
[09:39:31]
mia says: i've certainly reached such a conclusion. well, i've decided to develop a dangerous infatuation (when i say dangerous, it has every possibility of becoming torturously serious) with a man in his 40s who's very not single and very much a father. but very wonderful at the same time. also, in a very inappropriate position.
[09:41:02]
Darién. says: your teacher tutor prime minister priest?
[09:41:08]
mia says: *smiles*
[09:41:19]
Darién. says: father? oh how cliché
[09:41:25]
mia says: *LAUGHS* oh Freud. all fun however it's the former
[09:41:51]
Darién. says: you better kick things up a notch before i start yawning
[09:41:56]
Darién. reaches for stop button
[09:42:09]
mia says: well he asked me out for a drink recently, which i shrugged off. we have a conversation for around an hour and a half in his office and yet i have no idea where i stand. he's managed to set up shop in my dreamscapes. it really doesn't get anymore interesting than that this time.
[09:43:20]
Darién. says: you are what thirteen?
[09:43:27]
mia says: *LAUGHS*
[09:43:29]
mia says: 18 luv.
[09:43:34]
Darién. says: barely legal!
[09:43:39]
mia says: i wish....
[09:43:43]
Darién. says: and barely sane! what's there not to love?
[09:43:56]
mia says: haha
[09:44:07]
Darién. says: promise me you'll get pregnant
[09:44:18]
mia says: the damned fool's the moral type i doubt it'll happen
[09:44:40]
mia says: and you know Darien, he's a poet *swoons* hahaha. hey hey this did all begin with the phrase "teenage girl" and "ruin my life"
[09:45:26]
Darién. says: i was warned. but i just can't say no to you. you know i'm desperate for material. i'm too old to be a teenaged girl, too lazy to ruin my life
[09:46:01]
mia says: well he can it would seem, or not! i just do not know... oh how painfully exciting. haha. it'll all blow over anyway, i just need to get a grip and stop acting a fool, and yet i do it so effortlessly. in other news i cut my hair off.
[09:47:17]
Darién. says: all of it, i hope
[09:47:22]
Darién. crosses fingers
[09:47:24]
mia says: hahaha. yes i'm joining Britney Spears in the asylum. no actually, however it was ridiculously long, it's now HALF the length and i look a little like shirley temple *grins* though it is a bit longer.oh god i'm boring myself now and i have things to do 
[09:48:57]
Darién. says: you're not alone. give us a picture
[09:49:04]
mia says: i haven't got one at present
[09:49:05]
Darién. says: put on liberal amounts of alternative eye makeup.
[09:49:11]
mia says: *laughs* like i EVER apply liberal amounts of alternative eye makeup.
[09:49:29]
Darién. says: do it
[09:49:33]
mia says: no camera dear, and no ribbons. two huge problems. besides, i have things to write and wine to drink. like the little bohemian shit i am. i shall love and leave you my dear. now i am purged of my sins father.
[09:52:14]
Darién. says: excellent. i depart then. talk to you shortly
[09:52:21]
mia says: tah tah x