[01:10:01] Darien : i was all "who the hell is marcela?"
[01:10:09] Darien : is alfie back?
[01:11:16] Darien : or did you steal this email
[01:11:25] Darien : and sorry if i'm the twentieth loser to ask
[01:15:13] Marcela : alfie is back
[01:15:20] Marcela : but i'm getting a lecture right now from family, brb
[01:15:59] Darien : oh i want to hear all the lurid details, girlfriend
[01:17:23] Marcela : hah
[01:17:31] Marcela : so, i was going to move to tejas with my friend
[01:17:38] Darien : which friend
[01:17:41] Darien : i don't know no friend
[01:17:49] Marcela : and he bailed (but for legit reasons) at the last minute and now i'm stuck
[01:17:49] Darien : lurid. details. now.
[01:17:56] Marcela : my friend from high school!
[01:18:01] Darien : you never tell me anything!
[01:18:05] Marcela : haha
[01:18:16] Marcela : i haven't told anyone else you know this!
[01:18:24] Darien : i do not
[01:18:27] Marcela : hehe
[01:18:28] Darien : but i love exclusives
[01:18:31] Marcela : yeah
[01:18:35] Darien : so yeah, tell us
[01:18:36] Marcela : that's why i'm telling you right now
[01:18:38] Marcela : so yeah
[01:18:49] Darien : welcome, dear readers, to robyn of the week
[01:18:54] Darien : back after a three-year hiatus
[01:19:09] Marcela : :O
[01:19:10] Darien : as a phoenix emerging from its ashes
[01:19:19] Darien : so here we have miss marcela
[01:19:19] Marcela : heh
[01:19:24] Marcela : hahaha!
[01:19:25] Darien : well call her "marcela"
[01:19:41] Darien : her nom de guerre
[01:19:53] Marcela : mwah
[01:20:14] Marcela : i got a transfer to the Target in texas
[01:20:19] Marcela : it was all going to happen
[01:20:27] Marcela : but then TODAY my friend tells me he can't go anymore
[01:20:36] Marcela : we were gonna have a roadtrip
[01:20:37] Darien : so who is this friend
[01:20:42] Darien : have we seen photos of her?
[01:20:44] Marcela : my friend Gustavo from highschool
[01:20:47] Marcela : nope
[01:20:55] Darien : o then let's have one
[01:21:00] Marcela : i don't think i have any photos at the moment
[01:21:01] Darien : shirt off, ideally
[01:21:03] Marcela : ahah
[01:21:07] Darien : well you get one, bwoy
[01:21:14] Marcela : i don't think anyone would want to see his manboobs
[01:21:16] Marcela : heh
[01:21:17] Darien : ew
[01:21:24] Marcela : exactly!
[01:21:24] Darien : has he chunky wrists?
[01:21:28] Marcela : yes
[01:21:31] Darien : we
[01:21:33] Marcela : chunkier than dylan's
[01:21:33] Darien : i mean ew
[01:21:37] Darien : goodriddance
[01:21:49] Marcela : heh
[01:21:50] Darien : so you're still in baldwin park then
[01:21:51] Marcela : yeah
[01:21:53] Marcela : yep
[01:21:55] Marcela : for the moment
[01:22:00] Marcela : i'm still set on going to texas
[01:22:04] Darien : are you gonna have to ask to be transferred back to target california?
[01:22:09] Marcela : no! i can't!
[01:22:18] Darien : so you're unemployed until you get to texas?
[01:22:19] Marcela : i told off people at work. i can't ever go back
[01:22:21] Marcela : yes
[01:22:22] Darien : haaa
[01:22:25] Darien : burning bridges
[01:22:28] Darien : so typically alfie
[01:22:29] Marcela : yes
[01:22:37] Marcela : that's the exact phrase that's being thrown around here
[01:22:37] Darien : you're lucky i talk to you
[01:22:42] Marcela : "burning bridges" it's uncanny
[01:22:43] Marcela : hehe
[01:22:51] Marcela : yeah, you were mad at me a long while back, yes?
[01:22:52] Darien : well we call it like it is
[01:23:01] Marcela : i sensed so much hostility from you!
[01:23:01] Darien : my mind was poisoned against you
[01:23:03] Darien : and i'm fickle
[01:23:06] Marcela : yeah yeah
[01:23:09] Marcela : heh
[01:23:22] Darien : and you never told me your side of the eminems incident
[01:23:26] Marcela : you should be able to make up your own mind on me, darien
[01:23:27] Darien : but i'm all ears
[01:23:36] Marcela : the enimems incident?
[01:23:42] Darien : or was it a bar of chocklit?
[01:23:46] Darien : i don't know anymore
[01:23:52] Marcela : elaborate!
[01:25:12] Marcela : my computer and clothes are packed and ready in the car
[01:25:21] Marcela : i'm on my sister's laptop right now
[01:25:27] Darien : so this just happened!
[01:25:31] Marcela : yep!
[01:25:33] Marcela : just now!
[01:25:42] Darien : oh marcela is the mother of your precociously-bitchy niece
[01:25:46] Darien : how is she by the way
[01:25:46] Marcela : at the last possible minute
[01:25:47] Marcela : haha
[01:26:04] Darien : so what lameass excuse did fatso give you?
[01:26:07] Marcela : marcela isn't the mother, no
[01:26:11] Darien : he is afraid of commitment?
[01:26:12] Marcela : oh!
[01:26:17] Darien : men are such pigs
[01:26:20] Marcela : hah, yes, he is, but that's not the reason
[01:26:34] Marcela : he has obligations (family, meh)
[01:26:47] Marcela : his auntie is sick and bedridden and he can't leave her
[01:27:04] Marcela : and his parents were throwing a hissy fit and won't let him leave
[01:27:34] Darien : and this just happened
[01:27:41] Darien : did you burn that bridge, too, i hope?
[01:27:42] Marcela : if he were more like me, we would be nearing arizona by now
[01:27:54] Marcela : which? family? more or less, yeah
[01:28:01] Darien : so tell us, alf, what are you gonna do now?
[01:28:12] Marcela : i'm still considering my options
[01:28:26] Marcela : but me staying here is an option i rather not entertain
[01:28:31] Darien : penny for your thoughts
[01:28:36] Marcela : but it's looking to be my only option
[01:28:42] Darien : so you're gonna go and be a drifter?
[01:28:50] Marcela : i'm determined! i'm not going to let this massive setback stop me
[01:28:51] Darien : have you ever slept at a reststop?
[01:28:55] Marcela : haha, no
[01:28:56] Darien : you know bad things happen there
[01:29:01] Marcela : i imagine it can't be TOO bad
[01:29:04] Marcela : o rly?
[01:29:13] Darien : bring plenty of lube
[01:29:16] Darien : all i'll say
[01:29:18] Marcela : oooo :D
[01:29:29] Darien : truckers are nasty
[01:29:32] Marcela : haha
[01:29:35] Marcela : yeah
[01:29:39] Marcela : *shudder*
[01:29:52] Darien : i've never understood chub chasers
[01:29:54] Marcela : i'm set to start work in Texas this thursday
[01:30:00] Marcela : heh, me neither
[01:30:03] Darien : do you have a house?
[01:30:09] Marcela : i *did*
[01:30:17] Darien : until fatso bailed
[01:30:22] Marcela : yes
[01:30:29] Marcela : that really fucked me over
[01:30:34] Darien : well, you're fucked
[01:30:37] Marcela : yeah
[01:30:39] Darien : that's a shame
[01:30:44] Marcela : *screams*
[01:58:24] Darien : have you unpacked yet?
[01:58:33] Marcela : no :/
[01:58:36] Marcela : i probably should
[01:58:47] Darien : throw a tantrum and sleep in the car
[01:58:50] Marcela : gah, i'm busy trying to think of a way to get to texas
[01:58:52] Marcela : haha
[01:59:06] Darien : stay in los angeles
[01:59:09] Marcela : i can't
[01:59:13] Darien : so you can drive me around when i go visit
[01:59:15] Marcela : i really don't want to stay here
[01:59:17] Marcela : :O
[01:59:28] Marcela : but you have glenda good witch (kerry)
[01:59:33] Darien : is she there?
[01:59:34] Marcela : she gives good phone
[01:59:35] Marcela : yes
[01:59:39] Darien : i never knew
[01:59:42] Darien : she never calls
[01:59:45] Darien : are you two boardies?
[01:59:48] Darien : dirty boardies?
[01:59:50] Marcela : she doesn't know you want to talk
[01:59:52] Marcela : haha
[01:59:59] Marcela : yes, dirtiest of boardies
[02:00:20] Darien : tell her i love her
[02:00:29] Marcela : sure thing ;)
[02:00:32] Darien : i hear she's wealthy, too
[02:00:35] Darien : find out
[02:00:45] Marcela : ooo
[02:00:50] Darien : do it
[02:00:57] Marcela : yessuh
[02:02:00] Darien : meh. this is the boringest of robyns of the week
[02:02:06] Darien : thanks a lot
[02:02:10] Marcela : hmph!
[02:02:14] Marcela : not my problem
[02:02:27] Marcela : find someone else who'll spill the beans for you
[02:02:47] Darien : no. i want you
[02:02:50] Marcela : aww
[02:02:53] Marcela : yet you're unhappy
[02:02:59] Darien : it's never enough
[02:02:59] Marcela : what am i to do?
[02:03:01] Marcela : heh
[02:03:02] Darien : you know what men are like
[02:03:05] Marcela : yeah
[02:03:10] Marcela : ravenous
[02:03:22] Darien : relentless
[02:03:47] Marcela : is it boring because it doesn't mention rex or whoever you have a man crush on this week?
[02:04:00] Darien : i miss the zigg
[02:04:04] Marcela : me toooo
[02:04:15] Marcela : they (maxk) had no right to take it away from us!
[02:04:21] Darien : fuck them
[02:04:29] Darien : they are pro-boardie
[02:04:33] Darien : ziggophobes
[02:04:34] Marcela : yep
[02:04:35] Marcela : hah
[02:06:24] Darien : curses, copies, pastes
[02:06:36] Darien : i don't even remember how to vltf anymore
[02:06:40] Marcela : hmph
[02:06:41] Marcela : good
[02:06:53] Marcela : this convo doesn't need to be seen by anyone else
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