or, title stolen from (ex) london boy toy
looking back on two thousand and five, as y'alls're doing, i can say i'm very proud i did not buy any shoos. i tell you, treating yourself to two pairs of mius will ruin your appetite. what else did i do this year? jack shit. i swear oh-six is pee aych dee scholarship application yearr. meswears. o wait, i did buy a 20-foot dry cargo container, and got to ride a sixteen-wheeler. non-cute trucker, though.
and have i begged you to go see Rawson Marshall Thurber's "dodgeball: a true underdog story" yet? iswears, that movie will change your life. but if you tell anyone i loved it so much i will have to never forgive you and say good bye for ever. and, yes, i'm still waiting for a good picture of my short-short gymshorts to show y'alls. you'll laugh, but then you'll find yourself wiping away a little tear.
/me fakes heart attack
i love (some of) you more!
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